31.7.06

I'm Evil ... sort of ...

See ... I'm not tooo bad ... Then again I could've lied on the quiz. That's eeeevil.



You Are 52% Evil




You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.

Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

27.7.06

I HATE LANCE BASS-hole!!!!!

Yeah, so Lance Bass came out recently. HE IS THE TYPE OF GAY I HATE!!!!! Full of self-loathing; still a little ashamed of who he is - but of course he denies it. Here is a bit from an article:

In Bass' hometown of Clinton, Mississippi, where his mother is a middle-school teacher and his father works in real estate, being gay is "not looked at very highly," he said. But as worried as he was that his grandparents would take it even worse, his maternal grandmother, who was told last week, handled it "so well," he says. "She was like, 'You know what? I may not agree with it, but I love you just the same and you're welcome in my house anytime.' - WHAT??? That's 'taking it so well'????? I'd say: 'Listen you fucking bitch. Take your patronising, preaching, old-world shit and shove it up your dried hooch. Welcomed in your home? Well you aren't welcomed in mine'.

"I want people to take away from this that being gay is a norm," Bass said. "That the stereotypes are out the window ... I've met so many people like me that it's really encouraged me. I call them the SAGs — the straight-acting gays. We're just normal, typical guys. I love to watch football and drink beer." - AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAA!!! FUCK YOUUUUU!!! I HATE this attitude. "Normal"? The fucking little cunt. Is he 'straight-acting' when he's on his knees with Reichan's dick up his ass? Sags? It's pronouncd FAG, asshole. Be proud. I respect and own EVERYTHING that comes with that word. Shit - just how many sweater vests are there in that 'closet' anyway?

We need a revolution.

21.7.06

Polar white?

Polar bear fur is not white - it's see-through. The light shines through the hairs to make them look white against the bear's black skin.

thankspopbitch!

20.7.06

A Model Canadian

Canada has produced some beautiful women in the past.
Linda:


Yasmin:



Monika:

Estella:

And now, joining the ranks of famous Canadian beauties (eh?), we have: Andrea - Canada's Next Top Model
I guess it's in the eye of the beholder. Geesh.
Hide your candy!

19.7.06

CNT Model finale to-night!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!! ! (pant, sigh) !!!!!!!!!!!!!

To-night is the night! The season finale of CANADA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! The EVENT OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! It's down to a 'candy-gobbling waif', a 'slightly unbalanced lightning rod' and a 'non-descript waitress'. Smart move only having 8 episodes. This should be the limit for Canadian shows. The extra cash should be spent on production and promotion - two things desperately lacking in Canadian TV.

20 MEMORABLE QUOTES From CNT M (notice the acronym, eh?)

1. "I always said to myself that I'm bigger than Newmarket."
2. "Did you think a photo shoot is a strip club?"
3. "He said I looked like a bulldog."
4. "My butt is too big. So I wrap it in Saran Wrap and then it sweats."
5. "I know for a human I look hot. It's just for a model I don't."
6. "It will really suck if I don't win this because it feels like I'm losing to a bunch of stupid, vain, lame girls."
7. "I don't know if I'm pretentious enough to be in this industry."
8. "I looked like I was possessed by the devil."
9. "I, personally, like the male genitalia."
10. "I like to draw, like, nature and stuff."
11. "You're a perfectionist with an imperfect face."
12. "It's that line between classy and trashy."
13. "She's a great person to talk to when she's sober."
14. "I've been so attached to my hair forever."
15. "If it don't tingle, it ain't working, honey."
16. "You need to know you have one lazy eye."
17. "I don't think she looks like that much of a clown."
18. "You look like you're tiptoeing through horse manure."
19. "I think you guys made a big mistake. Thanks, anyways."
20. "There's some kind of humanity coming through!"


7.7.06

Gay? No pay!

Prince? He should go to a Western city where he can be a full-on Queen!
Gay prince out of closet, loses inheritance
By Krittivas Mukherjee
MUMBAI (Reuters) - An Indian prince has been disowned by his family after he publicly announced he was gay in a country where homosexuality is outlawed by a 145-year-old law.
Prince Manvendra Singh Gohil, who belongs to one of the country's richest royal families that ruled the former Rajpipla principality in the western state of Gujarat, has been disowned for "activities unacceptable to the society," one disinheritance notice placed by his parents in a newspaper said.

"Henceforth, no one must refer to my name as mother of Manvendra," one notice signed by his mother said. "If any individual or organisation dares to do so, it will invite contempt proceedings." (FUCKING BITCH).

But Gohil, 40, who announced he was gay this year, says he has found happiness among Gujarat's gay community and is not interested in his inheritance.
"I could not have lived a lie forever," he told Reuters on Friday.
"I will not stake my claim to the property. I have found a family in the (gay) community and am happy working for the community," said Gohil, who runs an NGO working on HIV/AIDS among homosexuals.
"As an activist, I thought it right to come out of the closet first. Otherwise, it would have been living a lie."
Homosexuality is banned in India and punishable by up to 10 years in jail; but, gay activists are trying to lift the veil of secrecy over the community in a country where public hugging or kissing even among heterosexuals invites angry stares, lewd comments and even beatings.

Gay support groups say the anti-homosexuality law -- framed by British colonial rulers in 1861 -- must be scrapped for an effective fight against HIV/AIDS because many homosexuals refuse to come out in the open fearing harassment by authorities.
UNAIDS says there are an estimated 5.7 million Indians living with HIV, many of them homosexuals.
India abolished princely kingdoms after independence from Britain in 1947, but many royal families continue to lead lavish lives in sprawling palaces.

6.7.06

N.Y. No Gay

Sigh ... it will be a happy day indeed when the 'old guard' is dead and buried and the rest of us can get on with things. What a bunch of frightened right-wing baffoons.
N.Y. top court rules against gay marriage
6 July 2006. 12.37 PM
ASSOCIATED PRESS

ALBANY, N.Y. — New York's highest court ruled Thursday that gay marriage is not allowed under state law, rejecting arguments by same-sex couples who said the law violated their constitutional rights.
The Court of Appeals, in a 4-2 decision, said New York's marriage law is constitutional and clearly limits marriage to between a man and a woman.
Any change in the law would have to come from the state legislature, Judge Robert Smith said.
"We do not predict what people will think generations from now, but we believe the present generation should have a chance to decide the issue through its elected representatives," Smith wrote.
Gov. George Pataki's health department and state Attorney General Eliot Spitzer's office had argued that New York law prohibited issuing licences to same-sex couples. The state had prevailed in lower appeals courts.
The judges declined to follow the lead of high court judges in neighbouring Massachusetts, who ruled that same-sex couples in that state had the same right to wed as straight couples.
The four cases decided Thursday were filed two years ago when the Massachusetts decision helped usher in a series of gay marriage controversies from Boston to San Francisco.
Since the Massachusetts ruling, about a dozen states have approved constitutional bans on same-sex marriage, and 19 currently outlaw it.