CNT Model finale to-night!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!! ! (pant, sigh) !!!!!!!!!!!!!

To-night is the night! The season finale of CANADA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! The EVENT OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! It's down to a 'candy-gobbling waif', a 'slightly unbalanced lightning rod' and a 'non-descript waitress'. Smart move only having 8 episodes. This should be the limit for Canadian shows. The extra cash should be spent on production and promotion - two things desperately lacking in Canadian TV.

20 MEMORABLE QUOTES From CNT M (notice the acronym, eh?)

1. "I always said to myself that I'm bigger than Newmarket."
2. "Did you think a photo shoot is a strip club?"
3. "He said I looked like a bulldog."
4. "My butt is too big. So I wrap it in Saran Wrap and then it sweats."
5. "I know for a human I look hot. It's just for a model I don't."
6. "It will really suck if I don't win this because it feels like I'm losing to a bunch of stupid, vain, lame girls."
7. "I don't know if I'm pretentious enough to be in this industry."
8. "I looked like I was possessed by the devil."
9. "I, personally, like the male genitalia."
10. "I like to draw, like, nature and stuff."
11. "You're a perfectionist with an imperfect face."
12. "It's that line between classy and trashy."
13. "She's a great person to talk to when she's sober."
14. "I've been so attached to my hair forever."
15. "If it don't tingle, it ain't working, honey."
16. "You need to know you have one lazy eye."
17. "I don't think she looks like that much of a clown."
18. "You look like you're tiptoeing through horse manure."
19. "I think you guys made a big mistake. Thanks, anyways."
20. "There's some kind of humanity coming through!"