Dakota Fanning in rehab!

Sort of ...

LOL!

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Tom's not horrible and pathetic and lonely because...

"Meaningless sex outside of a relationship is really horrible and pathetic and lonely." - Tom Cruise

What a turd.

My favourite film

Picnic at Hanging Rock is an Australian film from 1975.; it's my favourite film of all time. Dreamy, beautiful and not what it seems are words that best describe it. Check it out.

God and his boys ...

Have you seen that new show on A&E called 'God or the Girl'? It's about a group of young American males who are considering joining the priesthood. Creepy.

New Word

I was listening to the CBC to-day (as you do) and they were discussing slang terms. New word:

Prostitots: those 8-12 year-old girls who wear skanky clothing (mid-driffs, mini-skirts, etc) and hang out at the mall.

LOVE IT! I It hits the nail on the head.

Slow walkers: Beware!

My biggest pet peeve is people who walk slowly. Toronto is terrible for this. In the middle of rush hour you will have some suburban mother with her mega-truck pram plus all her other offspring walking down the pavement like she’s in a freaking park. I personally feel the following law should be brought to Toronto. I would be very, very happy:

Slow-walking woman, 82, fined $114
12 April 2006. 01.00 AM

LOS ANGELES—an 82-year-old woman received a $114 (U.S.) ticket for taking too long to cross a street. (Damn right!)

Mayvis Coyle said she began shuffling with her cane across a busy road when the light was green, but was unable to make it to the other side before it turned red. She said the motorcycle officer who ticketed her on 15 February told her she was obstructing traffic.

"I think it's completely outrageous," said Coyle, who described herself as a Cherokee medicine woman. "He treated me like a 6-year-old, like I don't know what I'm doing."

Los Angeles police Sgt. Mike Zaboski said police are cracking down on people who improperly cross streets because pedestrian accidents are above normal. (Damn right!) He said he could not comment on Coyle's ticket other than to say it is her word against that of the citing officer.

"I'd rather not have angry pedestrians," Zaboski said. "But I'd rather have them be alive."

Others, however, supported Coyle's contention that the light in question does not give people enough time to cross the five-lane boulevard.
"I can go halfway, then the light changes," said Edith Krause, 78, who uses an electric cart because she has difficulty walking.
Councilwoman Wendy Greuel said she has asked transportation officials to figure out how to accommodate elderly people.

Shall I? Will I?

Ever wondered what is the difference between 'shall' and 'will'? Go here: Difference between 'shall' and 'will'.

Don't tell me they're not fucked up ...

Tired of male domination, 5 Saudi women change sex

RIYADH (Reuters) - Tired of playing second fiddle to men in conservative Saudi Arabia, five women decided if you can't beat them, join them.

Al Watan newspaper said the five women underwent sex change surgery abroad over the past 12 months after they developed a "psychological complex" due to male domination.

Women in Saudi Arabia, which adopts an austere interpretation of Islam, are not allowed to drive or even go to public places unaccompanied by a male relative.

The newspaper quoted a senior cleric as saying the authorities have to fill what he described as a legal vacuum by issuing laws against sex change operations.

An interior ministry official told al Watan such cases are examined by religious authorities, and sometimes by psychologists, but those who undergo sex change are never arrested.

The newspaper quoted a senior cleric as saying the authorities have to fill what he described as a legal vacuum by issuing laws against sex change operations.

An interior ministry official told al Watan such cases are examined by religious authorities, and sometimes by psychologists, but those who undergo sex change are never arrested.

The 'Date'-ing game

You may have heard about this date phenomenom happening to-morrow:

To-morrow, at two minutes and three seconds after 1.00, the time and date will be: 01.02.03 04/05/06.

This is if you follow the American format of putting the month first and then the day. If you follow the Canadian format and put the day first, this 'once-in-a-lifetime-event' will happen again on 4 May 2006.

Sex and the mediyawn

Sexy media a siren call to promiscuity: study

Another American study that will eventually artificially affect Canadian culture (too complicated to get into here). Media = promiscuous teenage girls.

If a teenage girl is stupid enough to engage in sex because of a Britney Spears video, she was going to screw around to begin with and that's something parents are just going to have to accept. Don't blame others if your daughter is promiscuous (i.e., a slut).

Interesting the concern is only with girls and not with boys.

Think about that.

Cruise holding tight to Holmes: uh-huh

Tom Cruise says he and Katie Holmes plan to marry this summer

BERLIN (AP) - Tom Cruise has told Germany's leading tabloid that he and Katie Holmes want to tie the knot this summer, after the birth of their baby and the release of his new movie, Mission: Impossible III.

"First the baby, then the film," he was quoted as saying. "Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won't let this woman get away." Oh sweet jayzus, Katie: run! RUN!