I wish he'd make himself disappear

Blaine fails to break underwater record in New York
Mon 08 May 09.45 PM EST
By Martinne Geller


NEW YORK (Reuters) - Stuntman David Blaine failed to break the world record for holding his breath underwater on Monday, falling nearly two minutes short of the record.
After Blaine spent seven minutes and 8 seconds underwater without any breathing apparatus, he blacked out and trainer Kirk Krack sent two divers into the tank to free him from shackles attached to his ankles.
According to the Web site for the ABC television network, which broadcast the stunt live, the world record for holding one's breath underwater is eight minutes, 58 seconds.

Am I the only one who wishes this dude would just FUCK OFF already? 'Oh look at me, I'm floating!'. 'Oh look at you, you're floating!'

Just float on out of here, pal.