The Amazing Muppet Race

Christ. If you thought that US reality TV had ‘jumped the shark’ with Amazing Race Family – plans are in the works for a reality show to find a new, wait for it: MUPPET.

'ABC has ordered a script and five episode outlines for America's Next Muppet, in which viewers may join in choosing the newest member of the puppet family that includes Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, a network spokeswoman said Tuesday.'

Miss Piggy and Paula Abdul; yeah, I can see that...